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About Me Member Varied Artist michael andrew kelly33/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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hot pottery action

Wed Mar 11, 2009, 4:16 PM
it was around middle school time that my sexual proclivities took a turn toward the bizarre. i distinctly remember fashioning an anatomically perfect vagina out of clay and impregnating it daily with my tumescent winkle. my adventure only lasted a week though, as the maximum moisture content of clay before it disintegrates into its constituent elements cannot exceed twenty parts per million grains, assuming of course that your clay is earthenware clay, such as this was. i found out a few years later that it was in fact nothing like the real thing nor any substitute for the loving caress of a good woman, but i still get butterflies when i draw near a vase.

i do think there's a conceptual pot idea in there somewhere though.

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I was born in Yorkshire, England in 1976 and raised in Northumberland. I attended Durham University, recieving a BA and Postgraduate Certificate in Philosophy in 1999, and in 2004 went to Northumbria University to study fine art, receiving a Foundation Certificate in 2006 then continuing at Newcastle College until 2008. Applying a process of bricolage, I explore a variety of media including installation, video, animation, sculpture, photography, digital, music, and drawing. In 2006 I visited landmarks around northern England with a cart wheel and recorded my interaction with them as photographs layered into tableuxs. This introduced religious imagery into my vocabulary and is something I continue to investigate. In a 2007 joint exhibition in the village of Tynemouth near Newcastle upon Tyne, I presented a sculptural installation of a dress woven from over five hundred worms. In 2008 I began revisiting my foundation in drawing and applying a variety of media to it. I moved to the Isle of Skye, Scotland in 2009 where I carry a notebook and pencil box, drawing whatever grabs my attention.

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  • Current Residence: isle of skye, scotland
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:iconclorofila:
Obrigada pelo Watch;

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thanks

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thanks for the fav

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i hope you have a wonderful birthday!

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:iconsquidboot:
danke :) did :D

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flapping its fibrous distended lips like the hellbound bastard spawn of Dali and a spider
:iconjaxno:
Thx for the add mate!
I'll also look into that blipphoto thing aswell.
:iconka1000:
you have some nice stuff! keep on going!
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thanks for the fave mate!!
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heyyy thanx for the favourite!! :D
:iconrakastajatar:
happy birthday mister :D

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